return of the mack!

hello devout followers!

i know that even while i was on a stunning 12 month hiatus you all truly missed me like the dickens. and as you may have already noticed, i spent those 12 months re-connecting with my roots, vacationing in the swiss alps, learning multiple languages and as it happens discovering exactly how much sangria it takes to make one seem mentally handicapped. rubbing elbows with celebrities is hard work (i really must say) and an honest to god test to tried and true modesty. you can't just go bragging about the who and the what.

more importantly is THE MACK IS BACK!

i've come off this lapse in time a new and improved woman. this shocking news may come as a surprise to those who sought after my profound words and felt a close kinship to my experience as a new york COOTer. well, GET READY FOR IT! because during the same week oprah uncovers a long lost half-sister, (and you stricken with the fury that it wasn't YOU?!)... i'm not sure that with what i am about to unveil, you will still be alive...

i no longer hold the reigns of a high-powered COOTer.

...to be continued...