a tiddlywink lesson in life: fur karma

OMG!! it's Miu Miu's PreFall 2010 Collection, and i am dying!!!! love the fur, love the knit knee highs... love it ALL!!! i can't wait to see more! gimme gimme more, gimme more gimme gimme more. oh, and the photo below-- it is just one in my files i thought i would share...

so... as we are approaching a new season in fashion, i have sworn off winter purchases.. but looking at these pics with FUR makes me want to DIE and i get a little FURklempt inside thinking about where my late fur collar is right as i am typing to my beloved blog followers. r.i.p. ex-lover!

one very valuable lesson in life: do not frost yourself in the most glamorous of fashion items you own, and then proceed to drink your body weight in liquor, while on a no-eating diet... AND expect to wind up at home, all fabolousness in tact. it wont happen. some greedy little on-looker will notice your treasures, and the moment you set it down and turn your back to flash everyone with the goodies you were born with--- your beloved fur collar will vanish into thin air.
alas. another evening in the life of a new york fashion devotee, another prized accessory bites the dust. literally. the dust bunny in that greedy little trick's apartment who stole it.

better things are in store for me. As for those who lurk in dark corners of the ritz, who surreptitiously seize the very items that strike their fancy, well..... be careful. WATCH your back because the karma police are after you. someone may pee in your soup, or you might fall down the subway stairs and knock out your two front teeth and inconveniently bloody up my gorgeous fur collar. unfortunately for you, the possibilities of retribution are endless.

we all get what we deserve. i have a life full of magnificent fashion finds that await me. this one little hiccup aint nothin but a tiddlywink, and for shiz aint no sweat of my back. PSSSHHH!